there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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