Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
