i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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