I think I am morally bankrupt
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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