Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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