Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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