Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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