Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
