Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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