Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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