You're completely useless in the revolution.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I party with great urgency now.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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