come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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