she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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