North Korea, Best Korea!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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