are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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