tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
