Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
