I skipped work to stalk him.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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