she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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