I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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