The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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