I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
People in love make me want to vomit
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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