that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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