if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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