Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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