It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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