We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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