i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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