Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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