the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You were trust falling into bushes
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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