I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
