i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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