mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
These tits shall not be calmed
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