I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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