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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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