PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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