You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The power of my boobs compel you
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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