she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize