ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
why is half of my head shaved?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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