you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We are two peas in an std pod
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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