Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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