do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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