There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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