Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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