We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
