youre lurking in front of me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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