Got a toothbrush?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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