Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
