He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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