I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
How external is "for external use only"?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
as a side note pls kill me
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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