Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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