Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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