he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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