I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize