But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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