I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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