Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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