I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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