Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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